Sunday, January 24, 2010

Welcome Letter for The Z.O.R.T. (Lincoln, NE)

The Zombie Outbreak Response Team (the) Z.O.R.T.
Welcome to (the) Z.O.R.T.! You have chosen to become the nation’s largest group of zombie researchers and outbreak specialists. By becoming a member of (the) Z.O.R.T. family you are on the front lines of fighting and understanding the undead threat. As a member you will be the first to be informed about confirmed outbreaks, and those chosen for special tactics will be the first members called out in the event of a confirmed outbreak.
MISSION STATEMENT
The mission of The Zombie Outbreak Response Team, is to observe, document and suppress any and all confirmed zombie outbreaks. The Z.O.R.T. is here to protect the general public from the spread of infection.

POSITIONS WITHIN THE Z.O.R.T.
Data Analyst
Outbreak Tactics
Outbreak Nutrition Expert
Combat Specialist
Field Researcher

The Z.O.R.T. is in no way connected to any military branch. The Z.O.R.T. will not use actual weapons during training (this is strictly for your safety)



Signed,
A.E. Crawford C.Z.S.S. Medical Officer
Z.O.R.T. Regional coordinator for Lincoln, Nebraska

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