C.Z.S.S. Test

C.Z.S.S. (Certified Zombie Survival Specialist) Test

Written By: A.E. Crawford (Certified Zombie Survival Specialist)

Administered By: A.E. Crawford (Certified Zombie Survival Specialist)

Test information:

All answers of this test can be found in the “Basic Zombie Survival Guide” This is not a timed test, open book is allowed. One must pass with an 85% or higher in order to receive certification. In order to receive a grade, please email completed test to A.E. Crawford @ helterskelter1939@yahoo.com.

1. On the first day of an outbreak, what is your primary goal?

A. Stock supplies pay close attention to news reports, fortify your home.

B. Stock supplies, gas up the car and go!

C. Take note of what you have, pack up and go hunting.

D. Fortify the house and wait it out.

2. What is considered the most dangerous type of zombie?

A. Brutes

B. Rage/Runners

C. Rots

D. Slows

3. When traveling, what should you do to ensure your safety?

A. Make sure your weapons are close at hand.

B. Travel in daylight, and smell like the undead.

C. Make sure your vehicle has armor.

D. Make sure you move fast.

4. In the event of long term survival what should you be trained in?

A. Agriculture

B. Weapon Tactics

C. Healthcare

D. All of the above

5. How many ways can you scientifically create zombie?

A. 2

B. 4

C. 5

D. 6

6. In an outbreak what is the maximum amount of people you should take with you?

A. 30

B. 10

C. 20

D. 100

7. What type of gear should you wear?

A. T-shirt and jeans

B. Leather jacket and pants

C. Motocross gear

D. Either B or C

8. In an outbreak what should you take notice of?

A. Human screams

B. Lack of animal sounds

C. Zombie vocalizations

D. Sounds of other humans

9. During an outbreak which place should be overlooked as a safe haven?

A. Super store

B. Home supply store

C. Hospital

D. Prison

10. What is the only way to insure a kill on a zombie?

A. Hit the brain

B. Dismemberment

C. Burning

D. Mass body damage

11. What type of weapon should be avoided?

A. Baseball bat

B. Fully or semi automatic guns

C. Sword

D. Crow Bar

12. The word “Zombie” derives from what culture?

A. Christian

B. Voodoo

C. Jewish

D. Atheist

13. Which type of zombie is more like a Frankenstein’s monster?

A. Rot

B. Brute

C. Slow

D. Rage/ Runner

14. What is the recommended maximum amount of weight you should carry in your pack?

A. 100 lbs.

B. 60 lbs.

C. 80 lbs.

D. 20 lbs.

15. In neurotoxin zombies what is the most likely cause of the Zombification?

A. Fugu fish

B. Puffer fish

C. ‘Zombie Powder’

D. All of the above.

16. What is ‘mad-cow’ disease called when it’s in humans?

A. Zombie disease

B. Down syndrome

C. Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease

D. Anemia

17. Who controls a voodoo zombie?

A. A Bokor

B. A witch doctor

C. A Shaman

D. A druid

18. In the case of brain parasite zombie, what is one parasite that causes Zombification?

A. Datura Stramonium

B. Toxoplasmosa gondii

C. Datura Stramonium

D. Alkaloid Toxins

19. What part of the brain makes a human, human?

A. Cerebrum cortex

B. Modula oblongata

C. Left temporal lobe

D. Cerebellum

20. During a clean-up what is the most important thing you should do?

A. Leave the bodies, it’s better not to touch the bodies.

B. Pile up the bodies and leave them.

C. Hose down the bodies with water.

D. Pile up the bodies and burn them.

Basic Survival, Long Term survival (Basic Knowledge)

List 5 items you would need in a zombie outbreak.

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What type of food should be carried?

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List the three best ways to travel.

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True or False (Circle proper answer)

Zombies only attack at night.

True False

Zombies eat only the human brain.

True False

Zombies have no emotions or physical feelings.

True False

Zombies will “die” when shot in the head, or the head is crushed.

True False

Zombies can talk.

True False